on generateDimensionWarp (sourceDimension, destDimension) {
	if not systm.environment.isStrange {
		scriptError ("Can't generate dimension warp because it is not supported on this platform")};
	if sourcePort == "Earth" {
		getDimWarpSchedule {
			try UnitedDimensionWarpLines {
				get (fare, schedule) {
					if fare > $1,000,000,000 {
						try DimensionWarpBlue {
							if schedule == "inconvenient" {
								return ("Better off driving")}}}}}}
		else {
			dialog.alert "Username?";
			dialog.alert "Password?";
			if userName & passWord !bogus {
				sys.UnixShellCommand ("/usr/sbin/warpdimension -R  sourceDimension, destDimension);
				if result.string == "oops" {
					dialog.alert "There seems to be a small problem routing dimensions today, please try back when the dimension server is less busy"};
				if result.string == "uh oh" {
					dialog.alert "If you are seeing this on the monitor, the person who was sitting here a minute ago is now stuck in a time warp caused by DoD (Denial of Dimension) attack.  Please Google 'Dimensional Warp mini-HowTo' for directions on how to get them back, unless you don't care, in which case do nothing"};
				if result.string == "It Worked!" {
					dialog.alert "Congratulations on a successful dimensional warp!"};
				return (weird)}}}}